Kurt, being the funny guy he is, decided to compare the rental house we're living in (aka "the scraper" since it's scheduled to be demolished) versus our house. Here is his comparison. (Scroll down as there is something funky with the tables...)
| The Scraper | Our House |
| Central A/C | rickety old fan |
Front door works perfectly | pretend you’re the cops and kick it in |
Garage fits two cars | one car on a good day |
| Ice in fridge door | ice blocked up in freezer |
| Country club neighborhood | suburban subdivision |
| Beautiful oak tree | spurge |
| Wildlife | rats |
| Separate freezer | freezer bags |
| Duxiana bed | concrete-slab French bed |
| Parking for guests | nosebleeds and heart attacks from Himalayan altitude |
| Hot tub | mosquitos |
I think he's a little biased, but really, what can you do?
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